Thursday, February 23, 2006

The same thing that we do every night


Professor MacKay is plotting world domination.
Over the course of a quarter I take a lot of notes. And to stave off boredom I keep a dossier inside of the spiral notebook's back cover on personal information that the teacher advertently or in, drops into the lectures. For example, last quarter I noted that the classics guy was a Presbyterian. All that I had on Mackay was that he came from a small town in the eastern part of the state. But yesterday he had a chattier hour than usual. It was revealed that:


  1. He is fond of Hungarian goulash

  2. He would like everyone in the class to take 3 or 4 more classes from him to complete a minor in his specialty.

  3. We should attend the Grad program that he chairs in Governmental Analysis.

  4. And follow that up with law school


I could easily conclude that he intends for us to get jobs with think tanks, NGOs, run for office, and pretty much

RULE THE WORLD in his image.

2 comments:

PsychoToddler said...

He's Pinky and the Brain, Pinky and the Brain...

Prisstopolis said...

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