Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Deli Meat Monkey on Your Back

Hu Jintao

Who?

Yeah.

Who's in town?

Yeah, he landed in Everett.

Ok, there's this guy in town. And he's important in some way.

Right.

Well, what is he famous for?

He's the president of China.

Who is?

Yeah.

I didn't know that China had a president. But he's here in Washington right now huh.

Yeah.

What's his name?

Hu.

Who?

Yeah.

So he landed in Everett. Is he going anywhere else?

He's going to Redmond to visit Gates and tour Microsoft.

Who is?

Yeah.

Where is his next stop?

It says that The Seattle Trade Development Alliance is hosting him for lunch. They will be serving traditional American deli foods like corned beef and tongue and dill pickles. There's a rumor that the party elite in his country regard those foods as aphrodisiacs and even shoot them up intravenously.

Husan Tung?

No, not the turn of the century emperor, the current president!

Who?

Yeah.

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