Ringworld Theme Song

(Sing to the tune of The Love Boat)


space
with my homie crew
an adventure
for one louis wu

it’s a circle
around a star
you can tour it
in a hover-car

the ringworld
halo around a sun
the ringworld
technical treasures to be won

landscape molded
as for a model train
to a plan
formed by an ancient brain

the ringworld
one million miles from side to side
the ringworld
planets filletted and butterflied


(Hand-jive rap section)

to live forever would be nice
that’s why i use booster spice!

it has two heads and lives in fear
species peirson’s puppeteer

make sure you don’t buy the farm
take teela brown, your lucky charm

ah
ah
kzinti!

gesundheit.